Sunday 3 July 2016

So.  You're an NYC resident.  You have that high-paying lawyer job you've always wanted, but you want to move out of your $1,000-a month place and move to a better real estate which is much more suiting to your new status in society.  Gazing at the tall buildings in the various New York neighborhoods , you realize that you have one problem: you don't know who to turn to in order to find your next great rental.  Then, you go on the Internet and you find this company website, http://rentme-nyc.com.

Aha.  You have a solution.  You go into the site.  It's fancy, and features every property that you dream of.  But, you still can't make up your mind.  Where do you want to live?  You discover that there are many locations for no fee apartment estates, including West Village, Downtown, the East Side, Midtown, and Upper Manhattan. 

You think a little before you click on a link.  Which NYC real estate for sale do you want?  They're all so luxurious!  You want to just roll around in luxury, don't you?  Wouldn't it go great with all of the Modern-style furniture that you have in mind?  What would your mother say to it? 

You decide to think about how proud your mother would be to see that you got an amazingly expensive property with your amazingly high lawyer salary.  You click on one of the the most expensive rental properties, a piece of NY real estate worth $28,500.  You feel yourself salivate a little at the what could be the best place to rent in all of NYC. 

You're looking at hthe link to the NYC luxury rental which is dangling in front of you.  It has 3 spacious bedrooms, which is great for 1 person, you, to experience some solitude in several different places when you feel like it.  It has 3 marble bathrooms, which feature a bathtub, a sink, and a marble floor.  Just imagine what the girls will say about that!  It has a balcony, and trees, in the middle of the city.  It even has a fireplace!  Not to mention insanely large windows.  A hardwood floor.  Its area is 2,531 square feet, which is just enough space, considering how long you have been studying for the Bar Exam in your cramped $1,000-a month space.  You could really stand some legroom.


You take a look at the other rental properties: there are NYC homes for rent.  Office spaces, which are coming soon.  Rental homes, also coming soon.  Other, more sensible New York City apartments for rent.  Being a lawyer who will now be earning a lot of money, you naturally avoid the more sensible choices and continue to peruse the more pricey options.  Finally being unable to stand it any longer, because you want to run around instead of crouch in front of your computer, you call the number on the http://rentmenyc.com website.  Today, your dreams of ridiculous luxury will come true.  I'm sure your mom will love it.